"That’s right I killed the clitoris, how you ask, with an erection lasting longer than 4 hours"
I can be quite good at cards against humanity :)
why do we think that something we know is going to go wrong will for once go right? Hope. Hope hurts but maybe one day it will be worth it.
A very picky chinese farmer who had a bout of genius decided that pears were boring.. tasty but very boring and uninteresting. As any modern day picasso or brilliant person does he decide to go against his mother’s words and play with his food. Setting out to create a buddha pear by encasing the young pears in molds while they’re still on the tree.As they grow they have no choice but to take the shape of the spiritual figure. Buddha pears are sold in china, but the farmer plans to spread the love worldwide.
(Source: misshealthgeek.tumblr.com )